The Shovel
Here I sit, with a pinch of writer’s block. This website has been neglected. Its completely my fault. In a fit of guilt and regret, I’ve thrown myself into this easy chair, pulled my laptop to the top of said lap, and let my fingers dangle listlessly over the home keys in a bizarre ready [...]
People Outside My Window: The Podcast » Blog Archive » Michael
People Outside My Window: The Podcast » Michael. I am curious to listen back to this and start making a list of regrettable statements.
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Hi! I am currently enjoying some time to my self. Wee Mac is in the swing and my sister is coming over with a nutritious delicious Big Mac. Not so nutritious. Whatever. I’m down to looking 4 months pregnant so that warrants a fat girl celebration. It’s crazy how much things have changed. I know [...]
For No Good Reason
Good day. Sorry it has been so long. I wanted to let the whole announcement thing stew so that all of the millions that visit this site got to see it. I have no news on the baby front. Sandra is at home, and obviously immersing herself in the new love of her life, and [...]
A Very Special Announcement
Its the moment we have all been waiting for. Check your iTunes for the audio announcement. Loyal Whorde, Ladies and Gentlemen Today, at 10:56 am, weighing 9 lbs 7ozs, Malcolm Giuseppe Sanchez!!!
GIBBON Slackline Contest
GIBBON Slackline Contest I think I wanna start doing this. Can anybody help me get started? Don’t worry. I think I will be able to at least balance on one pretty quick. Email or comment and lets get all hippy dippy.
The Words
My little girl asked me to say grace tonight at supper. Well, she didn’t exactly ask for ‘grace’ specifically, or even for a prayer. In her words, she wanted to “say those words, Daddy? Not the words we are saying now, but those words before we eat food, you know? With the Amen.” Its obvious [...]
Consider Yourselves Overly Informed
Alrighty, this week may or may not be my last show for a while. Which will give you all a much needed break from my over use of the word fuck and my inability to breathe while in the upright position. Also Mike’s wife will get a break from my stupid, fucking, face and voice. [...]
This is Unprecedented
I am sitting by myself on a Sunday morning. Its 730am. No one is awake yet. This is unprecedented. NO ONE IS AWAKE YET!! I consider an extra two hours of sleep a complete luxury. Its sleeping in as far as I am concerned. Last night, I went to bed at 11. Its 730. Turtle [...]
Man Vs. Wild Goose
Man Vs. Wild Goose Stand up to ALL BIRDS, you fucking tree huggers.
